SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

SHREK IS LOVE. SHREK IS LIFE.
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volanus:

Boop
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the-misadventures-of-lele:

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"Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And somone trying to hide a love."
(via nizariat)
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misha-dmitri-t-krushnic-collins:

pivotalwolf:

anorie:

lotrlockedwhovian:

baara:

the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this

We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution

#Excellent customer service

I used to work at Dunkin and I swear you would do things like this on peoples ridiculous requests and it either got a chuckle and a thank you… Or they bitched you out for being a smart ass.
Example: one time a dude asked for heavy cream so my cashier asked how white they wanted the coffee and they said make it purple. So I went to the decoration area and got flavorless food dye and made it purple. Never had a dude laugh harder in my life

this woukd have made me so happy
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